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This is very much the point that I wish to bring up for discussion.
Where did all the fucking choo choo trains go?
The relevance of this news post to the current economic crisis and the way the government is handling it is simply astounding.
He stuck his wand up my ass.
Felt amazing.
Updated: 04/23/09 1:10 PM 6 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!This will not be one of those newsposts like many people on here tend to make where they whine about how their life is shite and how bad things happen to them. Nay - this will be a happy newspost, and you can fuck yourself if you think it's anything else, you cunt.
See there is actually a problem with this here newspost and that is this: I don't actually have any news, so I'm going to have to come up with facts that you shall learn about me and so you can perhaps learn from from my magnificence.
I always have been and always will be - Hatless. Yes gentlemen, I never wear hats.
I'm an arrogant cunt and you love it.
I like to masturbate to pictures of geese.
That'll be all for now, I don't want to give it all at once. Be happy with what you have.
You should also check out the Professors at this here link of excellence.
Fuck you.
Stop all this madness at once.
How's that for shittiest newspost of the decade?
Discuss.
10 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Now my compadres and I are deciding that The Professors (a group of people dedicated to spending time on both Newgrounds and Xbox Live and upholding the principles that come with the professor name) are going to recruit for more members that can join us in our adventures and just generally be one of our bum boys.
SO LADS, TO SUM UP - IF YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR AWESOME GROUP YOU SHOULD TOTALLY APPLY HERE:
(You're supposed to click where the text is orange)
I know by this stage you're probably thinking - where's the cock jokes? Where did he put the cock jokes? Well life's too short for cock jokes. Short like your dad's cock that he couldn't satisfy your mum with so I had to finish the job. BOO YAH.
APPLY NOW AND WATCH YOUR MUSCLES GROW.
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