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Rage is the buttered popcorn that deliciously lubricates the gears of society.
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Now my compadres and I are deciding that The Professors (a group of people dedicated to spending time on both Newgrounds and Xbox Live and upholding the principles that come with the professor name) are going to recruit for more members that can join us in our adventures and just generally be one of our bum boys.
SO LADS, TO SUM UP - IF YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR AWESOME GROUP YOU SHOULD TOTALLY APPLY HERE:
(You're supposed to click where the text is orange)
I know by this stage you're probably thinking - where's the cock jokes? Where did he put the cock jokes? Well life's too short for cock jokes. Short like your dad's cock that he couldn't satisfy your mum with so I had to finish the job. BOO YAH.
APPLY NOW AND WATCH YOUR MUSCLES GROW.
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Yes I don't know if you have heard about it or not but this is the day where we all gather to celebrate the life of Bruce Willis, and how he brings joy to our hearts.
Now gentlemen - enjoy your Bruce Willis day responsibly and don't get too messed up.
Yippie-kay-yay to you all and may Bruce Willis be with you always.
Bruce Willis, we salute thee.
How could you possibly resist?
Anybody who uses one and practically lives in it is a hero. That is why today I am saluting EyeLovePoozy. It doesn't matter that he has crabs, I have seen past this and I have discovered the saint within him.
You all must do the same.
